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Fourth ProZ.com Translation Contest: "Raising children" » English to Italian

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When my wife told me she was pregnant, I got that stomach-churning sensation that hits you on a plunging roller coaster. I was excited, yes, but... oh my God. Parenting was for, well, parents.

So here I stand, bug-eyed and sweating buckets like some poorly-drawn cartoon character, the question marks floating in the air around my head while I try to prepare myself for the complete care and responsibility of another living being besides my cat. I'm responsible for making sure this little human doesn't grow up and turn into a complete monster. If the child turns out a social moron-- my fault. If the babe can't find Luxembourg on the map, blame me for not providing a better education. They'll need therapy, and of course that will be on my head too. So many opportunities for wrong turns!

I remember the day my father sat me down and awkwardly told me about the birds and the bees; it was perhaps the most excruciating and embarrassing half hour of both our lives. I can't do that to another human being.

Maybe I'm getting a little ahead of myself here. I can do this, I say; I'll be a great father. My child will be reared a well-rounded, educated, upstanding citizen of the world, and he or she won't hate me.

And then I imagine the baby, still safe within the confines of my wife's belly, suddenly opening an alarmed eye as the thought enters his or her mind: "What if my dad just can't hack it?

The winning entry has been announced in this pair.

There were 21 entries submitted in this pair during the submission phase. The winning entry was determined based on finals round voting by peers.

Competition in this pair is now closed.


Entries (21 total) Expand all entries

Entry #1924
Laura Tosi
Laura Tosi
ইটালি
Winner
Voting points1st2nd3rd
317 x41 x21 x1
Entry #2024
Sara Pisano
Sara Pisano
ইটালি
Voting points1st2nd3rd
284 x45 x22 x1
Entry #1270
AdamiAkaPataflo
AdamiAkaPataflo
জার্মানি
Voting points1st2nd3rd
153 x41 x21 x1
Entry #1549
Helen Zinni
Helen Zinni
ইটালি
Voting points1st2nd3rd
143 x402 x1
Entry #1745
Voting points1st2nd3rd
102 x41 x20
Entry #1609
Floriana Fascritti
Floriana Fascritti
ইটালি
Voting points1st2nd3rd
91 x42 x21 x1
Entry #2278
Bilingualduo
Bilingualduo
ইটালি
Voting points1st2nd3rd
71 x41 x21 x1
Entry #2180
Voting points1st2nd3rd
61 x41 x20
Entry #1258
Marisa Gissi
Marisa Gissi
ইটালি
Voting points1st2nd3rd
51 x401 x1